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Mar. 31st, 2008

08:40 pm - SICK BLOWS!

So i came home from LA sick. YUP... everyone here has been sick and it takes me going away to catch what everyone else has. It literally blows. I've spent the last two days basically in bed resting because my body hates me! Good news though I got some pills that seem to be helping, even though they make me extremely light headed and tried. My throat is feeling better my nose is clearing up its now just my dumb headache. I seriously don't want to be sick on the plane tomorrow but it's looking like i will be just a little. I'm going to be so drugged when I see my man. But its worth the pain. My ma keeps coming up with excuses for me not to go, I'm sick, there is lava... etc. its really funny. I just laugh at her. HAWAII HERE I COME! I just hope this cold hurry's up and goes away. Be back the 10th!

Current Location: Bed
Current Mood: sicksick
Current Music: In those jeans

Mar. 23rd, 2008

12:07 am - HELLS YEAH Latino Mafioso!!!!

What Kind Of Bad Ass Are You?
You scored as a Mafioso Bad Ass
People respect you, but mostly because they fear you. You extort your way to the top of the community. And will do anyting to honor your family.
Mafioso Bad Ass
Biker Gang Bad Ass
Gansta Bad Ass
Assassin Bad Ass
Super Villain Bad Ass

I am BAD ASS!!!!!!!

Current Location: Room
Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: FIRE IT UP- Modest Mouse

Jan. 10th, 2008

01:50 pm - Wizard of OZ??

so latest news from the PNW. Specifically Clark County. ToRNADO? HUH! WHAT?!?!


so just after noon today a tornado touchdown in clark county near ST johns road and 53rd? and 78th and highway 99. So I am at home and the rain really picks up and the wind is blowing and there is thunder roaring and t begins hailing. I was looking for something to change the channel to so that tori and I can watch a show together- full house is what I decided would be good. and the signal on the satellite went, it started trying to find the signal. then the lights in the kitchen started to flicker. Tori freaked out and I told it's just the thunder storm. So the Satellite finally found a signal and we finished watching Full house when I could hear the telephone ringing. I didn't make it in time to answer it. then my cell phone began to ring. Tori handed it too me and it was Iris, calling to ask if we were at home and if we were alright... I was a bit confused then she said that there was a tornado in vancouver. Near my sisters house. She told me to turn on the news so i said goodbye and that i would watch the news. I turn on the news and its just picture of the Doppler and a picture of a view of downtown vancouver. It says there is tornado warning in effect until 1:11pm. I couldn't believe it, WE DON'T get tornados here. iT just doesn't happen, but i guess we had a pretty bad tornado here in the area back in 1972.

heres a link to KATU news report on their web page.

Its kinda crazy, a guy that called into News channel 8 said it was kind of like Wizard of Oz.

The next two pics are of a building in Hazel Dell that the bricks just got blown off.



Crazy stuff... shopping carts learning to fly and causing accidents.

I think i may go watch the Wizard of Oz now.

Current Location: Home
Current Mood: curiouscurious
Current Music: KGW news

Jan. 2nd, 2008

12:47 am - I'm STARVING!

The land of women is an exceptionally good chick flick with saddness and terrible morals when it comes to meg ryan (says Lori).

The best part is the Grandma.... I'm wearin' a sweata.


Good times

this is no point at all just wanted to say


and Adam Brody is a cute stud! I mean a sexy beast...

ALAN RICKMAN IS a SEXY BEAST.... I need to see Sweeny Todd... Once Sober then a again Wasted.

Oh being wasted....

Current Location: living room of Fun
Current Mood: giddygiddy
Current Music: The yawn of an emo child

Dec. 1st, 2007

06:54 pm - I Vote for William H. Taft

So because I was bored, I was looking up ER on You tube. Therefore stumbling upon this little diddy by William H. Taft. WHY TUESDAY. ORg PSA... this guy... OMG... at first i didn't know where it was going, until he broke out into song and then the camera moves around to get a side profile and you notice the people watching him sing his GOTTA VOTE SOng (that's what i am calling it) actually named US Voters twin for a perfect union, the guy just standing there in the corner, with the hat, just staring at him- I was hoping he would start dancing but I guess he really didn't get into the whole DANCE and Vote gig. TOO bad...

THIS IS HILARIOUS and "Lets get out to vote"

oh and this cracked me up!!!! I watched this over and over and each time i was rollin' with laughter...

Current Location: FAR FAR from LALA land
Current Music: "Lets get out to Vote"

Nov. 11th, 2007

09:26 pm - November

November comes and then it goes and now I am rhyming through my buttocks nose...

I guess as it gets closers to Thanksgiving I am beginning to realize the things I am really thankful for- One of these days I will make a complete list, but also when I think about the things I am thankful sometimes things creep up that i am not thankful for. SO thus the list in my mind becomes this Ying & Yang thing- Bad things some times happen so that good things can. & that is a sad thing- Or is that out of bad situation you can make a good one... or you can get some good out of something bad... i dunno I am confused now. but Here is a little something from Mr. Billy Joel that has deeper meaning than anyone even Billy joel doesn't see..


Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio

Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe

Rosenbergs, H-Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, "The King and I", and "The Catcher in the Rye"

Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new queen
Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Josef Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev
Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc

Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, Dacron
Dien Bien Phu Falls, Rock Around the Clock

Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team
Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland

Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev
Princess Grace, Peyton Place, Trouble in the Suez

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
Well, we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac
Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, Bridge On The River Kwai

Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California Baseball,
Starkwether, Homicide, Children of Thalidomide

Buddy Holly, Ben Hur, Space Monkey, Mafia
Hula Hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go

U2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy
Chubby Checker, Psycho, Belgians in the Congo

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
Well, we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Hemingway, Eichmann, Stranger in a Strange Land,
Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion

Lawrence of Arabia, British Beatlemania
Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson

Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British Politician sex
J.F.K. blown away, what else do I have to say

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
Well, we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again
Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock

Begin, Reagan, Palestine, Terror on the airline
Ayatollah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan

Wheel of Fortune, Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide
Foreign debts, homeless Vets, AIDS, Crack, Bernie Goetz

Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law
Rock and Roller cola wars, I can't take it anymore

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning since the world's been turning.
We didn't start the fire
But when we are gone
It will still burn on, and on, and on, and on...

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
Well, we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
Well, we didn't light but
But we tried to fight it

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire...

This is just good stuff I always like a good kitchen drum set...and the lady poppin the pills so she can play the violin- WHOA!

Current Location: hOME swEET Home
Current Mood: okayokay
Current Music: Billy Joel

Sep. 8th, 2007

01:15 am - if you ever..

if you ever find yourself...

head over heels
ever so awesome & etc.

then I think you have found what life is all about

Emotions are what make us human.

I just watched a trailer for Grace is Gone thanks too Denouementdalies.. I got a little tear eyed. John Cusack Such an amazing actor. he looks very 80's dad. I can't think of a movie he has done that i didn't enjoy.
Another amazing actor who will always remain a hottie in my mind is Jason Statham whose new movie with jet Li looks intense and hilarious, but I don't think it's suppose to be funny. & I thought that Jet Li had done his last movie when he did Fearless. But I guess it was suppose to be his last Martial Arts movie which the New Movie that just came out WAR has martial arts in it so I am very confused.

RANDOMNESS- a state of mind

Current Location: HOME, in the cave
Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: Blink 182 - Roller coaster

Jul. 11th, 2007

12:05 am - Don't forget the lyrics

Being home and seeing more TV has made me very well aware of stupidity that the major station Exec's have. I would much rather watch Wayne Brady than Joey Fatone any day- The spelling bee-- PLEASE even if its the only thing that is on I wouldn't watch it.
Executives- "Hey Joey got good ratings on Dancing with the Stars, why don't we give him a show... hmmm why don't we take this idea about using karaoke which i over heard at a club the other night and try and spin it."
WOW, they are really working hard these days.


5 days and I am gone again, Ecuador.
this is nuts, I am going to South America!
I am getting more excited about the trip, not that i've had time to really think about shit it's sounding less like a bad idea. It's more like a potentially bad idea, but could swing in the direction of good.
Time will tell.
also my passport will tell.


SHACK- YOU SUCK! I may forgive you but I won't let you forget the experience, its a bonding moment, which I never want to bond like that again! It just reminded me why I shouldn't trust you, & why YOU ARE SO FREAKIN LUCKY THAT I AM YOUR, STILL YOUR FRIEND!

NEON TEA is my friend just not when I am with SHACK!

wow SHACK I am so NOT SORRY that my ma called you.
all is forgiven, Good times, I am laughing hard core about it!

Current Location: HOME
Current Mood: sillysilly
Current Music: BEN HARPER

Jun. 24th, 2007

04:08 pm - 10 people who SUCK worse than me

As I am still stuck on the "holy" hill due to my own lack of skill. I have lots of time waiting for the project i should have done winter quarter to render, in that time i sit and think about the hell i put myself in and I also wonder about who has it worse than me...

Here are the TOP 10 people who had/have it worse than me.

1. GANDHI- the thing with Gandhi is that he choose not eat food or wear clothes. Which is admirable because
he was making a point but also very dumb because he put himself through shit.

2. PEOPLE OF NEW ORLEANS- They were such a happy, party little big city, then Katrina hit and the happy party was drowned in a sea of disgusting water. They may be rebuilding but the support from the government they needed came a little too late, in their minds.

3.SECURITY AT THE AIRPORT- these people are just plain sad, they seriously hate their job. They stand around watching thousands of people head off to thousands of locations, while they are stuck making sure those thousands of people don't bring water, lip gloss, finger nail clippers, etc. onto the airline of their choice. The excitement of their day is a when some retard tries to bring to much shit or forgets to empty their pockets thus needing a cavity search.

4. PEOPLE WITH AIDS- Yes they have it by far worse than me. It would more than suck to be born with aids, because from the very beginning you are fucked, but they are also the people that truly try and enjoy the life they were given. People with aids know that its inevitable that they will live a short life so they tend to take in and enjoy every second of life that they can.

5.CHILDREN OF UGANDA- who are forced out there homes, forced to be soliders, and malnourished

6.SHACK- yes you do have it worse off than me, It's sad to say but at least you have learned to deal with it. (I
think) And Hey having a friend like me is just a bonus to your hell.

7.CHUCKLES- again this is true that you have it worse than me, but at least you aren't shack.

8.THE DAMNWELLS- First off they had a record deal but then they got dropped from the label, then lost the best asset to their band, STEVEN TERRY, and its going to take a miracle to get that sound that he brought to their band back.

9. PARIS HILTON- yes I said it, she is dumbass, I don't feel sorry for her. A dog on smack is smarter than her. Seeing how stupid she is makes even high school dropouts feel better about themselves.

and lastly

10. THE GUY WHO HAS TO CLEAN UP THE ELEPHANT POO AT THE ZOO- This guy may have it really bad, this job is a last resort, people have to be pretty desperate to take this job.

looking at this list makes me feel just a bit better about being stuck in the dead zone of California.

Tomorrow I am coming HOME- no matter what, I am leaving this place, I may miss some things about this place, but there is an end to everything.


Current Location: FISHER LAYER
Current Mood: indescribableindescribable
Current Music: it says NoRAh JOnes but its not

May. 5th, 2007

02:12 am - CINCO

I wish I could be home for the CINCO DE MAYO parties in the beautiful Portland. If it's not about the tequila then i dunno what its about, of INDEPENDENCE... but that's not why Portlander's celebrate...


The smell of portland after the rain, I need some of that right now.

I'm good, was FINE- the Italian Job definition... But I'm good.

I will overcome this quarter of bullshit.



How can MTV go from being so awesome, with DARIA, TRL the early days, HOURS UPON HOURS of MUSIC VIDEOS to the shit of reality TV... I'll tell you how... Carson told them that he would not stay if they made any more date shows. THANKS CARSON for destroying MTV... YOU DOUCHE!

Current Location: The Hole

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